gentlemanbones: zeldasboyfriend: me flirting You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man
"babe i missed my period"
Goodness gracious. You will see her for the final. You will ask her. And if she...– My friend said this to me when I told her I was freaking about my one shot with the pretty girl from English. This made me feel much better, thanks girl :)
Not even going to look at Equestria Girls
emkaymlp: lady-nocturnal: Not going to watch the trailers, or read gifs. Nope. It looks like a creepy and shitty spinoff of the actual show. Stop ruining originals! I also hope Tara Strong isn’t voice acting for that stupid show. yeah fuck those shitty spin-offs, lets go back to the original Not a show, movie. And it’s not part of season 4. I don’t even think it’s...
slydig: lovemenowtill4ever: slydig: who would name their kid zoey 101 Uhm……that was her room number not part of her name why would her room number be zoey
loveanddrevenge: echobo: lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake welp
corgisandboobs: rangerkimmy: gendertier: gendertier: gendertier: i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND???? ???????? okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg that is your mom Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
pokemon: hurts itself in confusion
me: lets out a bellow so deep it is only audible to other whales
newpac: when people say “present” instead of here during attendance
chefboyardeezie: banjo-jeff: chefboyardeezie: when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
sorryforpartybarackin: *watches infomercial for 17 minutes before realizing its not a regular commercial*
yourtubes: how the Grinch stole your girl